When you make a reference and someone actually gets it.
trying to talk to someone you really admire
I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS
i don’t think my teachers understand i have an unpopular blog to run
I’m not in the mood for anything but a nap tbh.
show up to your funeral like
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
you know what to do with that big fat butt
wiggle wiggle wiggle
when your mom says she’ll just be a minute